![]() ![]() “Smokey this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. Sheboygan… sausage factory of the midwest I can name more places in Afghanistan than you! “There was this girl in Niagara Falls once.”ĭo you think the Afghan Whigs regret their name know or celebrate it? We don’t want to stay, we want to Build bigger tanks that will stay. They confuse it with bisexual and we know how that goesĭo they give reacharounds across the aisle? Reacharounds to nowhere? I think Obama’s milk joke at the state of the union is by far the worst everīi partisan- they don’t know the definition of BI PARTISAN Let me give you a discourse on inequality Ryan’s hair has natural shellacogenic qualities Eddie was upset that the kids at school were bullying him because of his height. “I hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean-Ralphio What my opponent is overlooking is the importance of nuking the bastards Paul Ryan looks like a guy in a romantic comedy. “I don’t want to go into classified stuff”Ĭlassified being my workout schedule this weekīibi and Obama have been in an open relationship Let’s not let a bunch of cheap jokes about Paul Ryan looking like Eddie Munster distract us from the fact that he is a sociopath. The Iraq War is what’s boosted Iran’s power in the region. Totally committed to maintaining and toning his body. Mongolia’s actually looking good on intrade Edited on Wed Jan-26-11 10:36 AM by SharonAnn And after hearing him talk about his percent of body-fat (between 6-8) and his weight (165 pounds), I realized that he's also a 'body nazi'. What exactly are my odds when I “bet against America”? I mean should I parlay this with a bet for Mongolia? THIS LECTURE ON EMBASSY SECURITY FUCKING SUCKS! Paul Ryan does p90x and the asylum workout at the same time, he can do anythingĬan we please stop talking shit about Ryan Ryan bears a striking resemblance to Eddie Munster I consider myself the Joe Biden of the internet You all mind if I just listen to DJ Screw records all night instead? I speak for myselves, post-sober, or mice elves. For Ryan will have finally pierced the glass ceiling with his sharp, jagged widow’s peak.What channel are you watching the debate on? Should Ryan make it to the White House, it will be a proud day not only for his friends and family back in Janesville, Wisconsin, but also for millions of similarly hairlined Americans around the country. Ryan supported DOMA in 2013 he supported DADT in 2012. Paul Ryan doesnt make anyones short list. Perhaps this a stealth strength Ryan brings to the ticket which his many detractors are overlooking. When it comes to gay rights advocates in Washington, D.C., we think its safe to say that Rep. “It was associated with being seen as more competent and with greater integrity,” Rosenberg told the Post. Interestingly, while some of history’s most famous widow’s peaks have been sported by monsters and villains, a study by University of California-Irvine political science professor Shawn Rosenberg showed that politicians with widow’s peaks were viewed favorably. To Stan and I, Paul Ryan looks more like a Chicago gangster from the 1930s. A receding hairline is not a widow’s peak. Here he is as president, also without a widow’s peak. Here is Bush as a young man, sans widow’s peak. Bush “has a very minor one that became all but invisible with the passage of years,” but we see no evidence of that. We just don’t have that kind of information.”Ī Washington Post article on Ryan’s widow’s peak from earlier this year claimed that George H.W. We even called the Senate Historical Office hoping that an expert ruling would definitively settle the matter, but were told, “We cant answer that kind of question. We searched Nexis and Google Books for mentions of vice-presidents with widow’s peaks. We examined paintings or photos of every man who has ever served as vice-president. To be clear, we can’t say this with absolute, 100 percent certainty, but we’re pretty confident. What has received less attention, however, is that America has never before had a vice-president with a widow’s peak. Exhibit A: There are dozens of Photoshops online comparing him to Eddie Munster, and it’s not because Eddie Munster wanted to overhaul Medicare. Paul Ryan’s prominent widow’s peak has hardly gone unnoticed. ![]() But actually, should Romney win the presidency, his ticket would be historic in two ways: First Mormon president. The internet has plenty of theories about who Romneys choice for VP looks like. Just four years after sending the first African-American to the White House, the American people are now just months away from possibly electing the only Mormon president ever. ![]()
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